Welcome to my little corner of the internet. It is advised that you fear for your life while browsing around these parts.
I am not sorry for the amount of rubbish I post and reblog. You have been warned.
[Proud creator of my own theme]
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
The bad ass ladies of Fullmetal Alchemist
The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.
He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.
but I prefer Socratic relationships
I wanna live my life like every m o m e n t is going to be my last
The original women of SG-1 :D
I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie